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About me
My personality is a puzzle wrapped up in an enigma surrounded by cloud of sarcasm.
What should it matter what I write here, you wont read it anyway because you just want to find out what sort of man/sex I am looking for. Here’s a hint I find someone who can read a profile thoroughly enough to know that wit is a form of foreplay to me.
My Ideal Partner
A man who can make me laugh and make me orgasm. I am not looking for anything permanent but if you can make me come you can come again, and again.
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love r pics.. here are access to mine, hope u like what u see
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you cant be 36 i know it sounds cliche, but 36? i would say mid to late 20′s based on your photo.
whatever your doing keep doing it….
my names george by the way but i like jorge (its spanish, prounounced hor he’). Im not spanish just like the way it sounds
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You are amazingly beautiful and I would like to get to know you, have chat/meet if you’re up for it. Let me know if you’re interested. Thanks darl
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Mmm ur a sexy looking bitch- would like nothing better than you on my face, my tongue deep in ur hot wet delight, you smothering my face with fuckjuice mmm love the taste !
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Just thought I would say hello, I have a proposal and not sure if you would be interested or not, but herer goes
I am looking for a sexy girl who likes to shop, someone who I get on with well and we have some sexual chemistry, my proposal was to meet and go shopping (either together or on your own – my shout of course), buy some sexy clothes, some sexy shoes some sexy underwear, then I get to see what you have purchased . . . . maybe a little show as you try on your new clothes . . . if it goes further then that then great, but if not then I have had a sexy lil show at least.
I am attached so i am looking for it to be very much no strings, but if its fun then it might be ongoing
I don’t know maybe this seems a little weird, I just love sexy girls in sexy clothes and I love to spoil girls and make them happy!
As I said I would want to get on with you and have some sort of spark, but if we had that then yeah could be fun
Do you have msn, maybe we could chat there first and see where things go.
Love to chat more
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Hi there I’m XXX 38 m bi love licking ass, pussy and being fucked hope we can chat soon
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Hi there XXXX,
I came across your profile and liked what I saw. Take a look at my profile and let me know your thoughts. I’m sure you won’t be disappointed. Happy to answer any other questions you may have.
Chat soon.
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You don’t have to be a retailer from the subcontinent to appreciate good manners, and your invitation…
My pleasure stems from giving you pleasure…
Sure, my turn will come, then yours, then mine, then yours, then ….
I’d love to meet, and show you a good time, if there’s a spark..
…by the way.
If you DO choose me to have some fun with, you must promise me one thing…
You must NOT kill yourself with arsenic if things turn out badly!
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Any luck here yet?
(By the way the profile had been live for three hours at this stage.)
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You look sexy as. reading your profile turned me on, god imagine what you could do to me in real life. Would love to catch up and see if there is any chemistry there..
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Hey cutie my name is XXXX how are you ? ill tell you how you are, you are fucken hott ! is what you are id fly to victoria to fuck you for sure i have a 9″ dick and id love to have all 9 in you id love to taste your pretty little pussy too
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Hi lets chat see how we go and maybe have some fun too.
I’m funny and keen to get to know you.I’m Sensual, tactile, unselfish lover, love to pleasure. Loads of stamina for when get wild and steamy!
Keen to explore with you for discreet casual fun!…………………………………………………..
my tongue is not the only gun that can pleasure more and more
let me know if u would care to chat and be friends ali
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Would you like to try a black cock, Im an experienced dom and I can help you discover your submissive side with various sexual activaties that is bound to get your juices flowing.
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Hey,
Nice profile.
If your profile is genuine, you’re welcome to drop me a line and maybe we can get to know each other better.
If it’s not and with respect, please disregard this invitation.
X.
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Hi There
Very nice profile you have
I am new to Melb and work as a GM in Mining/Construction, so at present i dont have alot of friends here but alot of free time
Would love to talk to you when your free ,
Just a little something i would love to do to you if you were game?
One day when your out shopping and wearing a skirt and g and you walk back to your car in the underground carpark.
As you open the boot and lean forward to put your bags in , i walk up behind u and drop to my knees and put my head up ur skirt and start licking at your clit through your g, until you cum hard into my open mouth
Then i kiss ur pussy clean and you drive off
@hotmail.com
Hope you have a fantastic day
And sent to my other profile which is radically different…
Hi There
Very nice profile you have
I am new to Melb and work as a GM in Mining/Construction, so at present i dont have alot of friends here but alot of free time
Would love to talk to you when your free ,
Just a little something i would love to do to you if you were game?
One day when your out shopping and wearing a skirt and g and you walk back to your car in the underground carpark.
As you open the boot and lean forward to put your bags in , i walk up behind u and drop to my knees and put my head up ur skirt and start licking at your clit through your g, until you cum hard into my open mouth
Then i kiss ur pussy clean and you drive off
@hotmail.com
Hope you have a fantastic day
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| Subject: | Very Interested |
Dear,
I enjoyed reading your profile and would love to meet you.
I have something to put to you and hope you are interested as I realise that it is not quite what you were requesting.
I enjoy sex in ALL it’s many and varied forms and I love to watch and listen to a good root ALMOST as much as having one!!
In my profile you will see a way we could meet without nosey neighbours taking any notice of “the plumber” calling and my offer of plumbing work is VERY GENUINE, you may have a dripping tap, a leaking toilet, a gas appliance needing a service, etc, etc and being self employed work weekends or after hours should that suit you.
Have you ever thought of “seducing a tradie” while he is working at your home – no – well I would love to be your first “conquest”!
You may wish to give me a call and not let on it is you from AMM and while doing your job (be it real or imagined!!) or after it is completed and we are having a coffee together you might “accidentally” flash your wonderful boobs or some bare thigh or more, from there it should not be long before you could be enjoying a slow, teasing, very sensual massage followed by – well who knows!
I have opened my private gallery to you please do the same for me.
I am VERY DISCREET.
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Hi Tiger-Rose
Nice photo’s – and an intellect to match. I’m in Adelaide and you are in a part of a world where webbed feet is a natural selector for survival – actually I reckon that knock-out bod of yours more than ensures your survival: ‘please can I share your boat, I’ll even row your oar’… Who knows what the wind brings – I figured a chat or 3 and we’ll see where we land up – although I reckon I’d like nothing more than to play in your wet-lands…
Again, again
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Loved ur profile. Would love2 meet. Interested?? We will have good time. I am good with my tounge and finger at same time with Italian cock?????
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Hey there, how r u? I like ur profile whats ur name?
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hi…
you have nice profile i like it .i am young good looking guy and fit ,honest with humuor and respect ,genuine .i would love to meet you i live in meadowheights and i travell to meet poeple .if you want to meet or talk just feel free to add me er_hotguy at hot mail with all love and respect
thanks
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Hello!
Thurs 10th Feb.
I Would Appreciate You Replying Back To This Message.
I’m contacting you because I liked all your photos.
You are a very sexual looking Lady! You look very desireable to me,
And I liked your Profile wording.
I would love to meet you, A Coffee/Drink ? See if we like one another.
If we do, Can be discreet, No strings attached, As you wish.
I Am Genuine, And I Am A One-Woman Man.
I’m Looking For One Lady, Who Is Passionate, Sensual, Caring, and Broadminded.
And loves pleasing her partner 1 on 1…..As I Do!
You have seen my photo so you know what I look like.
If you want to know more about me, private photos etc please email me:
MSN: passionateman@live.com.au
Please! Let me know Yes or No. If No, I won’t contact you anymore.
Looking forward to your reply….XXXXX xo
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Hi,
You are the woman I am looking for. I would love to chat and then meet you for hot erotic times.
Lets start with a deep passionate kiss while massaging your breasts and nipples.
I work my way down, after licking and biting your nipples gently, to your pussy which should be dripping wet by now.
I suck and lick your love lips and clit till you can longer stand it. then when you beg me i plunge my cock deep in you and thrust away till we both come in an explosive orgasm.
Get back to me soon so the fun can begin and if you are ready for more. this is just a prelude to great times.
I’m a 43 y.o. married male very clean, drug and disease free, who is seeking a discrete, no-strings sexual encounter with a woman or couple.
I need to spice up my sex-life. If you want a to meet a man who knows how to satisfy you and pay attention to your needs, contact me.
Ciao HD
My email address is @hotmail.com
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Hello
I would love to get to know you as I am looking for friendship and plenty of play.
very sexual hung black professional guy who loves to fuck for hours and a real wild erotic fuck bull in bed who loves sensual and hard deep play with lots of foreplay and pussy eating
Please let me know if you like to get to know me
My cock is over 10 inches hung very very thick would love to be friends
Cheers
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Hope you have managed to get this far. If so, congratulations! If not, I know where you live! (kidding)
I go pics 1st, then profiles. You really stand out on both counts. You are far more attractive than most of the women on this site… they all look the same, you know, caricature avatars that only come in black & white! Your profile? I prefer your full frontal.
I would sincerely love to match wits with you…and any other verbal or physical jousting you’d like to try.
Role play is my specialty, and so is acting and improvisation.
I could visit you as a plain clothes Detective investigating a prowler, and ask if I can come in to ask some questions. You offer me a cuppa. I say I need a drink that’s stiffer than that. So you make me one. And I ask you questions and you answer. My aim will be to make you feel as safe as a woman can feel. However, I have another secret agenda that conflicts. You work towards trusting me. You try slowly to seduce me. I will give you opportunities for you to flaunt or express your desire. You will put me in a strong position of conflict of interest… Personal V Professional behaviour??
Then again, we might meet for coffee, then go our separate ways.
I am playful, not weird. Very open minded. I have a six pack you’ll enjoy. And a nice big…..????
I am horny, fun, naughty, very skilled in improv and I will make you giggle with glee!!!
Jam with me lovely, you’ll be really really really surprised!!
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PS ask me anything, request a pic you desire and I will send it.
Pps….
Would love to be stuck in a crowded train right behind you on this sunny sexy day. My cock hardens as I write this, just thinking about the sensation I get as my groin bumps against your fleshy butt. You look back over your shoulder to catch me peering down your blouse at your delicious bouncing tits. I keep looking, then look you in the eye and smile. You smile and press back against me. I put my hand on your waist line and nudge into your soft ass. My hand crawls up from your waist and reaches under your size ? boob, cupping it and feeling the nipple harden. I lean forward, and as the train rocks you hard back into my cock, I whisper, “Where are we going… to get off?” You reply, “Now”. And we do. It’s dark. I follow you down an alley way, we duck into a doorway of a warehouse and we kiss and fondle and grope til I have you leaning forward against the door, skirt up, knickers hooked to the side with my right pointer finger, and I am writing a novel on your pussy with my tongue. And you orgasm with delight and beg me to fuck you. You flop your succulent breasts out and bob down to suck me off. I stand you up as I reach bursting point from squeezing those luscious boobs of yours. I turn you around and slide my big hard cut cock into your still buzzing pussy. Starting very slow but following your ass movements, the momentum builds til I am truly banging you as hard as I can, holding your hips and thrusting deep. You tits are bouncing so furiously, they make a loud fleshy popping noise that acoustically booms in the concrete nooky haven we’ve found. I withdraw and push you down in front of me and cum like never before on your perfect bountiful breasts. We walk off hand in hand to get a stiff drink before heading into the steamy night for …… yep… you guessed it sexy……. MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want you
XXXXX
I have had one reply from at least 30 messages I have sent. Do something unique, that helps you to stand out from the rest. Rebel. Go against the norm. Make a stand! REPLY TO ME!!!
If you don’t, you will never hear from me again! Over. Fin. Defunct. Impotent… not me, our relationship.
Send me your best wise cracking response (and I hope I’ve given you plenty to play with!) and we can take it from there.
To be serious just for one moment let me just close with this….. er, shit……..I forgot!
XXXXX
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My personality is a puzzle wrapped up in an enigma surrounded by cloud of sarcasm. Now I know what’s on the menu for mains let you know what we have for desert , we have a care fee spirit who is lightly sprinkeld with respect and knowlege , has a busy lifestyle so when it arrives get it while it’s hot , likes nothing more then to be played with mentally and physically , loves a strong minded handler with soft touches ,my only concern is to order the red or the white would hate to get it wrong . Hope your having a food day after reading thus can’t get any worse lol
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| 46y.o Male – Married MELBOURNE – Victoria |
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Hi ! You sound and look great !
I think I qualify from your profile !
Hope you are well.
I have been on other sites since November last year on an on and off basis because they were either too time consuming, a waste of time and more importantly without the standard of quality that I am looking for. Discretion as with your self is not negotiable.
It would be a delight to hear from you and hopefully meet for a drink and a chat.
Friends consider me funny, witty, attractive, passionate, respectful and as very open with no agendas (other than some good company and some great sex !), so would like you to know if you would like to chat.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Cheers “X”
